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CHEAT

    XBOX360

Here's the codes you put it on your

cell to active it...

 

Dial the codes into Niko's mobile
468-555-0100: Change weather
265-555-2423: Banshee
662-555-0147: Feltzer
265-555-2423: Presidente
486-555-0150: Get a different selection of weapons
486-555-0100: Get a selection of weapons
267-555-0150: Raise wanted level
267-555-0100: Remove wanted level
362-555-0100: Restore armour
482-555-0100: Restore health
948-555-0100: Song information
227-555-0142: Spawn a Cognoscenti
227-555-0175: Spawn a Comet
938-555-0100: Spawn a Jetmax
625-555-0150: Spawn a Sanchez
227-555-0168: Spawn a SuperGT
227-555-0147: Spawn a Turismo
359-555-0100: Spawn an Annihiliator
227-555-0100: Spawn an FIB Buffalo
625-555-0100: Spawn an NRG-900

The Lost and Damned
826-555-0150: Spawn Burrito
245-555-0125: Spawn Double T
245-555-0199: Spawn Hakuchou
245-555-0150: Spawn Hexer
245-555-0100: Spawn Innovation
826-555-0100: Spawn Slamvan

362-555-0100 - Give Armor
482-555-0100 - Gives Health, Armor And Ammo
267-555-0100 - Lower Wanted Level
267-555-0150 - Raise Wanted Level
486-555-0150 - Weapon Package #1
486-555-0100 - Weapon Package #2

Submitted By: ziggy

826-555-0150 - Spawn Burrito
245-555-0125 - Spawn Double T
245-555-0199 - Spawn Hakuchou
245-555-0150 - Spawn Hexer
245-555-0100 - Spawn Innovation
826-555-0100 - Spawn Slamvan


Submitted By: Burrito

We've compiled all the Best GTA Glitches for you to use, if you click on the link you may remember seeing earlier in this sentence.

Submitted By: GamesRadar

Steal a Mr. Tasty Ice Cream truck and listen to the music. One of the songs is called the GTA Theme. If you call ZIT, the song identifying number, while it's playing it will unlock a cheat in your phone that restores your health and armor.


Submitted By: Dan Green

Figure out how to survive and come in first in online racing games with ourMultiplayer Racing Guide.

Submitted By: GamesRadar

GTA Regular Walkthrough

To link to our GTA IV Walkthrough with pictures and nice, sexy formatting, click here, or click on the FAQs tab at the top of the page to find a printable version of the same guide.

GTA Spoiler Free Walkthrough
For a nice looking guide that won't give away any plot points, click here.

Submitted By: GamesRadar

Find and explode every one of the flying rats with our Pigeons Guide.

Submitted By: GamesRadar

Quit wandering around like a tourist. Use our Easter Egg Guide to find all the best sights and hidden jokes.

Submitted By: GamesRadar

Like the guide says, this is a Video Guide to All The Unique Stunt Jumps. It's very important that you read it.

Submitted By: GamesRadar

All The Maps (Remember to click the Supersize button in the top-right corner of each screen for a clearer view).

Friend Activities

Health Packs

Hidden Armor

Hidden Weapons

Flying Rats (Pigeons) Number 1

Random Pedestrians

Stunt Jumps

Text Message Cars

Submitted By: GamesRadar

If your car is smashed or just ruined just type the health cheat when you are in your car. It will repair your car to full health.

Submitted By: Sparrowman

Press up to bring your cellphone up, then press up again. Be careful when using these cheats, as some of them will disable certain achievements. If they do, you'll be notified when you activate them, so don't save your game.

Health And Weapons Call: GTA-555-0100

Weapons Call: GUN-555-0150

Advanced Weapons: Call GUN-555-0100

Health Call: DOC-555-0100

Wanted Level Down Call: COP-555-0100

Wanted Level Up Call: COP-555-0150

Climate Change Call: HOT-555-0100

Spawn Cognoscenti (Mafia Car) Call: CAR-555-0142

Spawn Sanchez (Dirt Bike) Call: MBK-555-0150

Spawn FBI Buffalo Call: CAR-555-0100

Spawn Turismo Call: CAR-555-0147

Spawn NRG900 Call: MBK-555-0100

Spawn Comet Call: CAR-555-0175

Spawn SuperGT Call: CAR-555-0168

Spawn Police Chopper Call: FLY-555-0100

Spawn Jetmax (Boat) Call: WET-555-0100

Submitted By: Lt Rowling

Zit Song Identifier - 948 555-0100
If you hear a cool song on the radio, dial this number to get a message with the name of the artist and song.

Emergency Services - 911
Dial this number and you'll be able to summon police, fire department or an ambulance with your phone.
                             
Grand Theft Auto IV Unlockables
Weapon Unlockables From Jimmy
Automatic Pistol - Finish the "Bad Cop Drop" mission
Pipe Bombs - Finish the "Hit The Pipe" mission


Submitted By: gaga

Gang Wars Unlockables
Assault shotgun in safehouse - Complete 40 gang wars
Automatic pistol in safehouse - Complete 20 gang wars
Carbine Rifle in safehouse - Complete 30 gang wars
Grenade launcher in safehouse - Complete 50 gang wars
Sawn-off shotgun in safehouse - Complete 10 gang wars

Submitted By: Graver R

Hokachu Bike From Clay
Bati 800 - Complete all of Angus' bike theft missions.
Hokachu - Beat 12 Races in single player
Innovation - Kill all 50 seagulls
 
Easy way to get rid of wanted levels
There are a few different ways to escape low wanted levels.

1. Enter any mission marker, not date markers. (works on any wanted level)

2. When in a police vehicle, activate any of the vigilante or most wanted mission.

3. Get outside of the radar zone and successfully call a friend. Helpful if you get out of the zone but the cops are still closing in.

Submitted By: Grendler

Friendship Bonuses
Brucie at 90% - He will fly his helicopter to you on demand.

Dwayne at 60% - He'll ship a car full of gangsters who will follow and protect you.

Packie at 75% - He'll make you a car bomb on demand.

Little Jacob - At 60% he will ship you a car full of guns to buy.

Roman at 60% - He'll send a taxi for you to drive you throughout Liberty City.

Kiki (Law chick on the dating website) at 75% - Offers to clear your wanted level (out of missions and under two stars) when fondness reaches over 75%.

Carmen at 75% - When you call her she replenishes your health.

Alex at 80% - You get a discount at clothing stores for 24 real hours.

Submitted By: Kingrah, best friend, noob hunter, etc.

RE: Getting The Desert Eagle
After killing the guy in the gun shop, all you have to do to shop there again is change clothes. He won't recognize you anymore and let you buy stuff.

Submitted By: joker0913

Stripper Lapdance
Alright this isn't necessary but its pretty cool/hot. First you will go to the strip club and a girl will ask you for a dance (by this she means a lap dance). Go with her and take the dance. She will do it by herself first, when she is done shell ask you if you want another. Say yes and she will do another except a little more provocative. Once she has finished she will ask you one more time if you want another dance. Say yes one last time and she will call in another stripper and they will go at it.

Submitted By: YomoOm)@yahoo.com

Easier "One Man Army" Achievement
This is an easier way to survive 5 minutes on a 6 star wanted level to unlock the "One Man Army" Achievement.

To do this method, you need to have unlocked South Bohan (top right of map), but not the far left area of the map (you need it to be roadblocked to get a 6 star wanted level quickly & easily).

Get a cop car. Park it by your safehouse, save. Load that save to lose the wanted level. Now get some health, an assault rifle or smg, some grenades, & armor. Save again. (now your save file will have all the above ready for re-trying if you fail to survive the 5 minutes on a 6 star wanted level).

Go to the bridge on the far left of the map, that links the islands together. There will be cops there behind some road blocks & gaps in between the blocks.

Reverse the cop car into the far left gap until you get a 6 star wanted level. (With a cop car you can fit in the gap so that you save time by just driving forward as soon as you get the 6 star wanted level).

Now set your way point marker to the bottom-right corner of the top-right island on the map. (At that location there is a boat-walkway with a hole in it, if you walk under here to the end you can't be shot at by the helicopter, the cops can't get to you as easily, & they will only be coming at you from the front, as there is a wall behind you. There are also pillars here that you can use for cover).

So, on your way there, keep your distance from the cops, if they get far behind though, slow down, it is better to wait for them to catch you up slightly instead of moving quickly towards the next set of cops in front.

A good tactic for getting rid of cops behind you is to slow down almost to a stand-still, drop a grenade or two, & then slowly go forward, this ensures that the cops stay in the grenade area long enough for it to hit them.

When you get to the marker, run under that boat-walkway to the far end, & wait there, shooting at any cops as & when they come. The helicopter can't get you & the cops can't shoot you from behind so in a few minutes you should have survived the 5 minutes in order to get the achievement.


Submitted By: Freakzilla3333

Get Desert Eagle Before You Can Buy It
The gun salesman in Broker has a D.E equipped. You can kill him and take it.

Killing/shooting the owner of the gun shop will make it impossible to buy guns at that particular store. It will also get some bodyguards with shotguns to come after you.

Submitted By: Hugh Jass, ROBDES

Friendship Bonuses
Brucie at 90% - He will fly his helicopter to you on demand.

Dwayne at 60% - He'll ship a car full of gangsters who will follow and protect you.

Packie at 75% - He'll make you a car bomb on demand.

Little Jacob - At 60% he will ship you a car full of guns to buy.

Roman at 60% - He'll send a taxi for you to drive you throughout Liberty City.

Kiki (Law chick on the dating website) at 75% - Offers to clear your wanted level (out of missions and under two stars) when fondness reaches over 75%.

Submitted By: Edikan99, Kingrah

M-4 Assault Rifle Early In The Game
Head to Easton on the second island. At the Grand Easton Terminal go up the staircase in front. Keep going around that floor until you see a small pond. Keep going past it. You shall then see a turn going left. Go left and you will be in between the tall building and the small one. At the end of the passageway there will be a dead end. Turn and you will see a glowing orange garbage can. There behind it is an M-4 assault rifle.

Submitted By: Chrisavader

Free Carbine Rifle
To get this Carbine Rifle you will need a helicopter, boat, or swim. You will need to get to Happiness Island and get inside the first door of the Statue of Happiness. There will be a security guard with a Carbine Rifle. Kill him with your pistol and pick the Rifle up.

Submitted By: xX 3 AMZ 3 Xx

Easy Cheat Access
If you're tired of always typing in the cheat phone numbers, just go into your phone menu (it says phonebook, messages, etc.) go to the bottom of that list and it should say cheats. Go into this menu and it should display all the cheats you have dialed in so far + no waiting for the call to go through! Happy cheating.

Submitted By: p3t3r2624

Easy Money from Armored Truck
Steal a armored truck and blow it up. There should be about a thousand dollars or more laying around the vehicle.

Submitted By: Aaron Z

Hidden Tourist Spot
To find this site you will need a helicopter. Fly towards the tallest building (it looks like the empire state building). As you get closer, jump out on to the ledge, and hop down to the lower floor (small fall), and u will see a lot of telescopes and tourists walking around. Make sure you go close enough so that you can see where to jump out.

Submitted By: lentdot

Tug Boat
Entry Location:
Between Alderny and the Industrial island

Look along the water for a tug boat parked in front of 2 barges. You'll need a boat to get to it and board it. Once near it, jump on and hit the enter vehicle button. You can just cruise from there.

Submitted By: Joel Zoller

Blowout Your Tires
All you have to do is burnout (hold L and R at the same time). Wait a little while and the two back tires will pop one after the other.

Submitted By: The Names Malachi=]

Free Ride In A Taxi
When you get a taxi somewhere, just before you reach your destination hold L1 and you will smash the window and scare the taxi driver away. This will only work if you have a gun

Submitted By: nappa186

Holland Play Mission
In the Holland play you kill Playboy X or Dwayne. If you kill Dwayne you get a Measely 20 grand. On the other hand, for killing Playboy X you get his house. With the house you get a very nice loft and an awesome sniper's ledge.

Submitted By: x-boxman6677

Free Shotgun
If you get into a cop car you will pick up a tactical shot gun with 5 bullets.

Submitted By: Steven010101010101010...you get the poin

Free T-Shirt
Go to the statue of happiness on foot. There should be a glowing orange thing that looks like a gun, but it's a black t-shirt that says "Statue Of Happiness" on it. So, yeah, it's pretty tight.

Submitted By: Steven0101010101010101...you get the poi

Biker Helmet
Get a biker to get off his own bike. He will put his helmet down. Get on the bike & put on the helmet. You can now get off & do whatever you want wearing a biker helmet.

Submitted By: DirtyPuppy

Free Taxi Ride
When in taxi, after picking destination, don't skip the ride. Before you reach your destination, press and hold LB to start shooting. The driver will leave the cab, giving you a free ride.

Submitted By: snowman2293

No-Pay At Pay Toll
There are 2 ways to escape the pay toll without cop notoriety.

1: You can get a motorbike and drive to the side of the pay toll wall. You don't pay if you go through the small gap on the sides.

2: Get a cop car and drive right through with your sirens on.

Submitted By: Josh

In-game Websites
limevenus.blogsnobs.org
mail.eyefind.info
pychakilla.blogsnobs.org
www.americantravelguide.net
www.antfarmcam.net
www.area53site.com
www.artthrob.org
www.a-thousand-words.net
www.autoeroticar.com
www.babiesovernight.com
www.beanmachinecoffee.com
www.bigdog.blogsnobs.org
www.blogsnobs.org
www.bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
www.bulimialovers.com
www.burgershot.net
www.chiropracticovernight.com
www.craplist.net
www.darksoullock.blogsnobs.org
www.designerslave.com
www.domestobotlovers.com
www.dragonbrainthemovie.com
www.easterislandcoverup.com
www.eatbiglogs.com
www.eddielowfilthslayer.blogsnobs.org
www.elchamucoroboto.com
www.electrictit.com
www.electronicwritingtablet.com
www.erisfootware.com
www.eugenicsincorporated.com
www.eunux.net
www.eyefind.info
www.fantasyleaguebatswingers.com
www.fefighter2008.blogsnobs.org
www.fistfans.com
www.flyhighpizzapie.com
www.freejames.org
www.friendswithoutfaces.net
www.fruitcomputers.com
www.gloryholethemepark.com
www.goldberglignerandshyster.com
www.golfloversonline.net
www.grype.org
www.hand-jobs-online.com
www.happyfarmersupplies.com
www.heritagenothate.org
www.homecremation.com
www.homeworkfriend.org
www.hornyhighschoolreunions.com
www.huganimals.com
www.ilovetoblow.org
www.inyapuper.blogsnobs.org
www.krapea.com
www.leftover-vacations.com
www.liberatedwoman.blogsnobs.org
www.libertycitypolice.com
www.libertycityrealestate.net
www.libertytreeonline.com
www.liesdamnlies.net
www.lipurgex.com
www.littlelacysurprisepageant.com
www.lootandwank.com
www.love-meet.net
www.loveyourmeat.com
www.modderstotallyrule.com
www.money2makemoney.com
www.myonlineme.com
www.myroomonline.net
www.onlineradiorevolution.com
www.our-own-reality.com
www.outdatedtastes.com
www.outsourceforamerica.com
www.peepthatshit.com
www.pinktorpedo.org
www.piswasser.com
www.pointclickshipabitch.com
www.poker-in-the-rear.com
www.publiclibertyonline.com
www.redwoodcigarettes.com
www.roidsforlittleboys.com
www.rustybrownsringdonuts.com
www.sh*tster.de
www.sprunksoda.com
www.stopshavingnow.net
www.thebankofliberty.com
www.tobaccofacts.net
www.vipluxuryringtones.com
www.weazelnews.com
www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com
www.whymommygotfat.com
www.yourmexicandoctor.com
www.yournewbabysname.com

Submitted By: Autobot Theif

Fly Across The Map
Go to any gas station and make sure you have 2 cars under the roof of the gas pumps. Shoot the cars till both of them are on fire, and then stand back around 10-15 feet or car distance then shoot the nearest gas pump where the cars are nearest (make sure you are near the road). After you blow them up, you will be shot across the entire map... yes I'm aware you die but its funny as hell!

Submitted By: T-Unit

Advice For Escaping The Cops
If you have four stars or less, find a place with grass or sand. They will follow you in, but the usually cant get back out. Then drive away like nothing happened!

Submitted By: Logan The Man

Free Emergency Vehicle
Remember when roman calls and says he is prank calling cops? Well, so can you. Pull out you phone and dial 911. A voice will come on and ask you, 1 = cops, 2 = ambulance,
3 = fire engine. Press the call button and wait for the car to come, then while they're looking around, sneak up and take the car.

Submitted By: Zach Suave

Tired Of Typing In Cheats?
Tired of typing in every cheat you want to activate? Well, once you've used a cheat, it is stored in a separate menu on your phone. Simply press up on the D-Pad to open your phone, then go into the menu list & scroll down to the bottom. There should be a menu (second from bottom) entitled "Cheats." It's a list of every cheat you have ever used in the game & to re-activate it, simply select the desired cheat.

Submitted By: www.myspace.com/krazeproductions

Grand Theft Auto IV Easter Eggs
Helicopter Co. Doesn't Care If You Crash
Ask Brucie for a ride in his helicopter once you earn the ability to, then look to the right inside the helicopter and beside the window on the metal beam there is a warning sticker that says, "This helicopter might crash, but we really don't care. If it does refer to flight manual for help"

Submitted By: jireland

Energy Drink Parody
enter www.beanmachinecoffee.com on the in game computer and you will see next to the logo that it says "tastes like fuel kicks like a mule," witch is obviously a parody of the phrase that almost everyone in America has heard "drinks like a soda, kicks like an energy drink."


Submitted By: MCPEOPS'N'CHIT

Cluck Norris
Inside any of the Cluckin' Bells, you'll find a statue of a Chicken-man doing
karate. The statue is inscribed with the name "Cluck Norris", and obvious parody
of martial artist movie star Chuck Norris.

Submitted By: Senior Chickenfoot

Baby Carriage
Entry Location:
South-west of the airport on the first city

There is a red baby carriage near a blown up car south-west of the airport in the first section of city. Now why would there be a baby carriage if there are no kids in Liberty City?

Submitted By: Tigerclaw441

Bernies Erotic Wall-Deco
While in Bernie's on the mission "Hating the Haters" there is quite the exciting painting on the wall in the background. The painting is a spoof of a Leonardo Da Vinci painting and it's an arm reaching out to a crotch covered by a thong/speedo...

Submitted By: NiFFiTH

Pink "Item"
Entry Location:
In The alleyway South of the Strip Club

Leave the strip club parking lot and turn right, then turn left at the first alleyway. Keep moving south until you find a pile of dirt boxes, etc. If you look on top of the pile, you should see a pink/purple "item". This time its not a weapon like in GTA: SA, but you should get the point.

Submitted By: DYLAN eb

Funny T-Shirt
A guy who's reading a book across the street at your second safe house sometimes wears a shirt with the text: We're all fucked or We're all screwed

Submitted By: Rotskaeg

Rockstar Logo
Entry Location:
Memory Lanes - Bowling Alley

Get out your sniper rifle and go into memory lanes. Zoom in on the pins. On the neck of the pin should be the Rockstar logo.

Submitted By: That guy over there

Katt Williams
on The second island, where there all the buildings and the park are, there is a comedy club called Side Splitting Comedy Club. In this club Katt Williams and another guy are always performing. The building is shaped like a pair of fake glasses with the fake nose on it.

Submitted By: Jake52SD

Blow Up the Hotdog Guy
Find a street vendor. Look for a propane tank on their cart. Shoot at it & it will blow up.

Submitted By: DirtyPuppy

Heart of New York
Take a helicopter to the Statue of Happiness and look for a set of doors near the feet of the statue. Jump out of the helicopter and land near the doors, and then go inside the statue. You'll find an actual heart chained to inside of the statue. Check out our bloody good coverage on the heart by clicking here.

Before you go into the tower, look at the wording outside of the door that lets you in. It reads "No Hidden Content This way."

Submitted By: cristheking, DYLAN eb

Bowling Ball Egg
Entry Location:
Bowling Alley

When you walk into the bowling alley, behind the front desk, there is a sign featuring 2 balls and a pin. You should get the reference.

Submitted By: DYLAN eb

Grand Theft Auto IV Glitches
Instant Stop
When you are driving extremely fast and want to stop instantly, all you have to do is click up on the d-pad (the cellphone) and scroll down to select the camera (after you get it from Playboy X).

Submitted By: ineone x15

Survive Rotterdam Tower Fall
First you will need to spawn a helicopter. Fly it to the Rotterdam Tower (Empire State Building) and try to land or jump out on to the level near the top that is the largest. Then spawn a NRG900 and drive it one of the edges. You won't fall off because the wall is too high. Then drive full speed ahead at the opposite wall and do a wheelie at the same time. When you hit the wall you should fly over and still be on the bike. Now for the trick. As you fall, feel free to spin as much as you want, but in order for this to work you must hit the ground with your back wheel. If done correctly you should fall of like any normal crash and still be alive! Might take a few tries to perfect but when you do it can be quite fun!

Submitted By: RyanLeg94

Repair Car Engine
If your car breaks down and won't start, dial 911 and the engine should be repaired.

                             
 
                            
 
Planet GTA
 
                              San Andreas
 
                          Grand Theft Auto
 
 
  
Code Effect
R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up $250,000, full health and armor (also repairs cars if you are in one)
RIGHT, R2, UP, UP, R2, CIRCLE, SQUARE, R2, L1, RIGHT, DOWN, L1 Aggressive Drivers
R2, Circle, R1, L2, Left R1, L1, R2, L2 Aggressive Traffic
LEFT, TRIANGLE, R1, L1, UP, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, DOWN, CIRCLE, L2, L1, L1 All Cars Nos
L1, Circle, Triangle, L1, L1, Square, L2, Up, Down, Left All Pedestrians Are Elvis
up,x,triangle,x,triangle,x,square,R2,right all taxis get nitro + jump up when you press L3
L2, RIGHT, L1, UP, X, L1, L2, R2, R1, L1, L1, L1 All Traffic is Junk Cars
Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 All Traffic Lights Stay Green
Triangle, L1, Triangle, R2, Square, L1, L1 All Vehicles Invisible (Except Motorcycles)
SQUARE, L1, R1, RIGHT, X, UP, L1, LEFT, LEFT always midnight (time stuck at 00:00)
x,x,square,r1,l1,x,down,left,x andrenaline mode
L1, L2, L2, Up, Down, Down, Up, R1, R2, R2 Any vehicle you punch this in, can blow up anything like a tank.
SQUARE, RIGHT, SQUARE, SQUARE, L2, X, TRIANGLE, X, TRIANGLE Attracts Prostitutes with Sex Toys/Gimp Suit
Circle, L2, Up, R1, Left, X, R1, L1, Left, Circle Black Traffic
X, Square, Down, X, Square, Up, R1, R1 Calls the nearest ped to get in your car or get on your bike. Only gives a confirmation message if you're in a vehicle and there's a ped nearby.
Square, R2, Down, Down, Left, Down, Left, Left, L2, X Cars Float Away When Hit
square, down, L2, up, L1, circle, up, x, left Cars Fly
Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2 Cars on Water
L2, RIGHT, L1, TRIANGLE, RIGHT, RIGHT, R1, L1, RIGHT, L1, L1, L1 Chaos mode
Triangle, Triangle, L1, Square, Square, Circle, Square, Down, Circle Civilians are fast food workers & clowns, CJ is a clown, cars are pizza scooter, BF Injection, HotKnife, Tug, Quad, etc.
Right, L2, Down, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, L2, L1 Commit Suicide
R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square, Triangle, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1 Destroy Cars
Up, Up, Down, Down, Square, Circle, L1, R1, Triangle, Down. Everyone bikini babes, all cars beach cars, Cj in shorts and flipflops.
Circle, Circle, L1, Square, L1, Square, Square, Square, L1, Triangle, O, Triangle Faster Clock
Triangle, Up, Right, Down, L2, L1, Square Faster Gameplay
R2, Circle, Up, L1, Right, R1, Right, Up, Square, Triangle Flying Boats
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X Fog
up, up, square, L2, right, x, R1, down, R2, circle Full Weapon Aiming Whilst Driving
Left, Right, Right, Right, Left, X, Down, Up, Square, Right Gang members spawn much faster
Circle, Right, Circle, Right, Left, Square, X Down Gives you an automatic six star wanted level
DOWN, SQUARE, X, LEFT, R1, R2, LEFT, DOWN, DOWN, L1, L1, L1 Hitman In all weapon
square,square,R2,left,up,square,R2,X,X,X Improve Suspension
up, L1, R1, up, right, up, x, L2, x, L1 Increase car speed
L1, R1, SQUARE, R1, LEFT, R2, R1, LEFT, SQUARE, DOWN, L1, L1 Inf Ammo
Down, X, Right, Left, Right, R1, Right, Down, Up, Triangle Infinite health, still hurt from explosions, drowning, and falling.
Down, Left, L1, Down, Down, R2, Down, L2, Down Infinite Lung Capacity
Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1 Insane Handling
Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, Up, Down, Left, Right Jetpack
Up, Up, Triangle, Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, R2, R2 Jump 10 times higher
Triangle, Square, Circle, Circle, Square, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, L2, R1, R2. Jump 100 feet in air on bike
CIRCLE, RIGHT, CIRCLE, RIGHT, LEFT, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, UP Locks wanted level at however many stars you have. They will NEVER increase or decrease, not even with bribes/cheats. Still get attacked in impound.
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down Lower Wanted Level
SQUARE, L2, X, R1, L2, L2, LEFT, R1, RIGHT, L1, L1, L1 Max All Vehicle stats (Driving, Flying Bike, Cycling)
Triangle, Up ,Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Down Max Fat
triangle,up,up,left,right,square,circle,left Max Muscle
L1, R1, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R2, X, L1, UP, L2, L2, L1, L1 Max Respect
CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, UP, CIRCLE, R1, L2, UP, TRIANGLE, L1, L1, L1 Max Sex appeal
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Morning
SQUARE, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, UP, SQUARE, L2, UP, X Never become hungry
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Triangle Night
L2, Up, R1, R1, Left, R1, R1, R2, Right, Down No citizens or cops, only gang members having gun fights
X, Down, Up, R2, Down, Triangle, L1, Triangle, Left No Peds, Hardly any traffic, Parked cars still spawn
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Down Noon
Left, Left, L2, R1, Right, Square, Square, L1, L2, X Orange Sky
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Overcast
Down, Up, Up, Up, X, R2, R1, L2, L2 Pedestrian Attack (cannot be turned off)
Down, Left, Up, Left, X, R2, R1, L2, L1 Pedestrian Riot (cannot be turned off)
R2, R1, X, Triangle, X, Triangle, Up, Down Pedestrians have weapons
X, L1, UP, SQUARE, DOWN, X, L2, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R1, L1, L1 Peds Attack (Guns)
X X Down R2 L2 O R1 O Square Peds become asian dudes with Katana's. Mostly black cars and motorcycles patrol the streets.
Circle, L1, Down, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, Right, Circle Pink Traffic
Right, L2, L2, Down, L2, Up, Up, L2, R2 Prostitutes pay you instead of you paying them
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left Raise Wanted Level
DOWN, SQUARE, UP, R2, R2, UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP Recruit Anyone (9mm)
R2, R2, R2, X, L2, L1, R2, L1, DOWN, X Recruits Anyone (w/Rockets)
Up, Down, L1, L1, L2, L2, L1, L2, R1, R2 Sand Storm
Triangle, Up ,Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Right Skinny
Triangle, Up, Right, Down, Square, R2, R1 Slower Gameplay
Right, Up, R1, R1, R1, Down, Triangle, Triangle, X, Circle, L1, L1 Spawn a Monster
Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, Up, Down, Right, L1 spawn a parachute
Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle Spawn A Rhino
R2, Up, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Spawn a Stretch
Down, R1, Circle, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, Left, Left Spawn Bloodring Banger
Circle, L1, Up, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, Circle, X Spawn Caddy
R2, L1, L1, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP, UP, X, L1, LEFT spawn dozer
Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 Spawn Faster Cars
R1, circle, R2, Right, L1, L2, X (2), Square, R1 Spawn Hotring Racer #1
R2, L1, Circle, Right, L1, R1, Right, Up, circle, R2 Spawn Hotring Racer #2
CIRCLE, X, L1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, CIRCLE, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1 Spawn Hunter
Up, Right, Right, L1, Right, Up, Square, L2 Spawn Rancher
R1, UP, LEFT, RIGHT, R2, UP, RIGHT, SQUARE, RIGHT, L2, L1, L1 Spawn Tanker
Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L1, Down, Up Spawns Hydra
Left, Left, Down, Down, Up, Up, Square, Circle, Triangle, R1, R2 Spawns Quadbike
Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L2, Down, Down Spawns Vortex
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Circle Storm
Circle, Up, L1, L2, Down, R1, L1, L1, Left, Left, X, Triangle. Stuntplane
Up, Left, X, Triangle, R1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L2 Super Punch
TRIANGLE, LEFT, SQUARE, R2, UP, L2, DOWN, L1, X, L1, L1, L1 Traffic is Country Vehicles
L1 L1 R1 R1 L2 L1 R2 Down Left Up Turns All Vehicles Into Country Vehicles
Down, R2, Down, R1, L2, Left, R1, L1, Left, Right Unlock Romero
Circle, R1, Circle, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Unlock Trashmaster
R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up Weapons 1
R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left Weapons 2
R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left , Down, Down, Down Weapons 3
L2, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, SQUARE, LEFT, R2, SQUARE, X, R1, L1, L1

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Cars obtained through dating girls

Date any of these girls and get your relationship to 50% and you will get the keys to their car.

Unlockable How to Unlock
Bandito Date Helena
Club Date Millie
Green hustler Date Denise
Monster Truck Date Michelle
Ranger Date Barbara
Romero Date Katie

Contributed By: DorcasTheMighty, nocturnized, and Menji.

Collectibles

Unlockable How to Unlock
Increase Luck Find all 50 Horseshoes in Las Venturas
Increase Lung capacity and Sex Appeal Find all 50 Oysters
SMG, Combat shotgun, M4, and Satchel Charges delivered to Four Dragons Casino Find all 50 horseshoes

Contributed By: prford, Smithy Jones, and Skidracer21.

Dating Perks

Unlockable How to Unlock
Free car respray at Michelle's house Date Michelle
Keep weapons after being busted Date Barbara
Keep weapons after being wasted Date Katie
Molotov Cocktails, Pistol, Flame Thrower and Chainsaw Date Helena and the weapons will spawn in the shed

Contributed By: TetraDragon8, mojojojothegreat, and GamerFreak06.

Dual wield weapons

Unlockable How to Unlock
Dual Machine Pistols Reach hitman level with Machine pistols
Dual Pistols Reach hitman level with pistols
Dual Sawed-Off shotguns Reach hitman level with Sawed-Off shotguns
Dual Tec 9s Reach hitman level with Tec 9s

Contributed By: emerica.

Infinite sprint

Complete "Burglary" by having C.J. steal $10,000 worth of stuff.

Unlockable How to Unlock
Infinite Sprint Complete "Burglary"

Contributed By: glenster.

Mission Rewards

Unlockable How to Unlock
$1,000,000 Get first place in all races at the 4 racing locations across San Andreas (marked with a checkered flag on the map/radar).
Entertaining prositutes earns you money (instead of taking it away) Complete level 10 of the pimping missions
Fireproof CJ Complete all 12 levels of the Firetruck missions
Flamethrower, Minigun, Rocket Launcher, Homing Rocket Launcher delivered to Mike Toreno's cabin Beat all of Mike Toreno's missions.
Get Hunter Quarry Asset and Quarry Mission Time-Trials Complete all 7 Quarry Missions
Get RS Haul as an asset property Complete level 8 of the trucking missions
Grove Street Families gang members carry Desert Eagles and SMGs Cover all 100 tags in Los Santos
Increase Maximum Health to 150 Complete all 12 levels in the Ambulance mission
Maximum Armor Boosted to 150 Complete level 12 of the vigilante missions
Nitro boosts on all Taxis and Cabbies Complete 50 fares
Sniper Rifle, Micro SMG, Shotgun, and Grenades delivered to San Fierro garage. All 50 Snapshots Taken
Tec 9, AK47, Sawed-off Shotgun and Molotov delivered to CJ's house in Los Santos Cover all 100 tags

Contributed By: Wario64, emerica, Master Of Magnetism, funkytoad, Hammerstein, Masamune2, and lazyslaker.

Unlockable Assets

Complete the requirments to get money made at that location.

Unlockable How to Unlock
Airstrip Asset Complete all of Toreno's Missions at the Abandoned Airstrip
Burger Shot Asset Complete the 4 levels of deliveries in Redsands East, Las Venturas.
Hippy Shopper as an asset Beat the 4 level couriers mission in San Fierro
Quarry Asset Complete all Quarry missions
Roboi's Food Mart Asset Complete the 4 levels of deliveries in Los Santos.
The Johnson House Take over your first territories at the end of Los Santos
Truck Stop Asset Complete all trucking missions
Valet Parking Asset (San Fierro) Complete Level 5 of the Valet Parking
Wang Cars Asset (San Fierro) Complete the missions to get the cars (Located at your main Garage)
Zeros RC Shop Asset Complete all Zero's missions

Contributed By: Menji, nocturnized, Grand Master, FluffyKidJoe, and tommo123.

Unlockable Outfits

Unlockable How to Unlock
Croupier Outfit Complete the mission "Breaking the bank at Caliqula's"
Gimp Suit Complete the mission "The Key to her Heart"
Medic Outfit Get your relationship to 100 percent with Katie Zhan
Overalls Outfit Get your relationship to 100 percent with Helena
Pimp Outfit Get your relationship to 100 percent with Denise Robinson
Police Outfit Get your relationship to 100 percent with Barbara
Racing Outfit Get your relationship to 100 percent with Michelle
Valet Outfit Complete the mission "555 We Tip"

Contributed By: DJDeeJay, Menji, Andy Richter, Mr T Vercetti, DaveMBJr, Swiftshark, and AdamPR86.

Unlockable Vehicles

Unlockable How to Unlock
Bandito Collect 15 vehicles for the Import/Export dock
BF Injection Place 1st in the Dirt Ring race at the stadium in Las Venturas.
Bloodring Banger Get your total time up to 1 minute in the Bloodring
BP Savanna Steal it from Cesar after the High Stakes Low Rider mission
BP Tahoma Steal it after the House Party mission
Bullet Get all silver awards in driving school
Bullet Collect 30 vehicles for the Import/Export dock
Dune Beat the score of 25 at the Dirt Ring
FCR-900 Get all silver awards in bike school
Freeway Get all bronze awards in bike school
HotKnife Get all gold awards in driving school
Hotring Racer Get first place in 8 - Track
Hovercraft Beat the story missions
Hunter Get all gold awards in pilot school to spawn one at Verdant Meadows Airstrip
Hydra Beat the mission, "Vertical Bird" and it will spawn at your airstrip
Hydra and Rhino at CJ's house Complete the game 100 percent to have the Hydra Jet and Rhino Tank spawn outside CJ's house on Grove Street.
Indestructible Walton Steal it during the Madd Dogg mission
Jet Pack Complete the airstrip asset near Las Venturas
JetMax Get all gold awards in boat school
Leviathan Complete the mission "Up, Up, and Away" and the Leviathan will spawn at your airstrip.
Marquis Get all bronze awards in boat school
Monster Collect 5 vehicles for the Import/Export dock
Monster Car Win it by beating 8-track
Mothership Steal it during the Are You Going To San Fierro mission
NRG-500 Get all gold awards at Bike School
Police Maverick Unlock the desert and it will spawn on top of the Los Santos Police Station
Rustler Get all bronze awards in pilot school
Squallo Get all silver awards in boat school
Stunt Plane Get all silver awards in pilot school
Super GT Get all bronze awards in driving school
SWAT tank Steal it during the End Of The Line mission
Turismo Collect 20 vehicles for the Import/Export dock
Vortex Collect 25 vehicles for the Import/Export dock
Windsor Collect 10 vehicles for the Import/Export dock

Contributed By: kwamejeff, funkytoad, nocturnized, l33der, Viogamer, Southern Finest, faceguydude, Wolf Kage, and GamerFreak06.

Easter Eggs

Change the size of the moon

Shoot the moon with the sniper rifle and it will grow until it reaches a certain size when he will shrink when you shoot it again.

Contributed By: Ultimate Goku.

Civilian Lemmings

Go to the gym in Las Venturas, and through the bomb garage next to it. Stand in that alley and look at the building across the street to your right -- and you'll see people jumping and walking off the roof. It will only happen if you stand in that alley and watch it from there. It's pretty much a Lemmings Easter Egg since Rockstar North made Lemmings (the company was known as DMA then)

Contributed By: FAQ GOD.

CJ Sings

If you leave the game on and don't do anything CJ will sing songs heard on the radio. The songs you will most likely hear CJ sing is the songs on your favorite radio station.

Contributed By: speedster679.

Funny License Plates

If you import a car at the docks, most but not all cars have plates that differ from normal ones. One says "our fergie", or "disco stu", and a really special one says "ea sucks". Try it out.

Contributed By: pexeq.

Gant bridge easter egg

Get a jetpack and fly to the top of the gant bridge. At the top is a sign saying: "There are no easter eggs up here. Go away."

Contributed By: XIII_rocks.

Idle Screensaver

Do not move CJ for 2-3 minutes. The display will be removed and the camera will start to follow and zoom into any activity going on (ie. Pursuits, fights, people talking).

Contributed By: NoBullet.

Jesus Saves

In Los Santos there is a wall painting with a heart, Mary and an angel on it and it says: Jesus Saves. In GTA 1 and 2 on the buildings where you saved it said the same thing.

Contributed By: YourLastRide.

Glitches

Barbara Glitch

If you go pick up Barbara for a date, she might say that you aren't fat enough to take her out. Instead of having to gain weight to be able to take her out, you can grab a car and a fellow gang member. To do this you have to have a Sadler and a Grove St. gang member in the car with you. When you do this, you go pick up Barbara for a date and she assumes you're heavy since the Sadler itself is heavy along with the gang member. You HAVE TO have the gang member with you, or else it will not work.

Contributed By: buryXyourXkids.

Cell Phone Guns

When talking on the cellphone, press Triangle to end the conversation then quickly switch to the tec9, in your hands you will have a cellphone that shoots!
(deactivates when you enter a vehicle)

Contributed By: Arson904.

Chillad Challenge Infinite Money Glitch

As soon as the race starts ignore all over cyclists just head straight for the wooden ramp at the end of the mountain top when you get there try and pull the insaniest stunt possible. Just as your about to hit the floor you will respawn where you origanally started and still claim the stunt bonus award.

Contributed By: TidusJosh182.

Continue wearing goggles

If you equip night vision goggles and then play an arcade game, when you quit the arcade game CJ will still be wearing them but the effect will be gone.

Contributed By: mistergta.

Create A Fountain

Grab a boat and head out to some deep waters. Grab a satchel and throw it in the water. For some reason the 'splash' of the impact keeps on going so the water keeps spraying up.

Contributed By: YourLastRide.

Early Bulletproof Savanna

After you finish the 'High Stakes, Low-Rider' Mission, Cesar and his car stay at the finish line, doors locked. You can push the car to the nearest garage and the doors will become unlocked.

Contributed By: Cynd.

Easy cycling skill

This glitch allows you to upgrade you cycling skill faster. To exploit this glitch you first need to find a bike (no brainer), then you need to find a freight train and wait for it to stop. Do a bunny hop onto the back of the freight train so that you can ride it and stay on the bike. When the train starts to move again the bike will start to slide. At this point press the X button to pedal the bike. The bike should now be floating slightly above the train but will remain in place. You will notice that the wheels of the bike are moving at the some speed as the train even if you let go of the X button. This allows you to get cycling skills faster than with normal bike riding.
Note: CJ and the bike may become invisible while on the train. This is normal and will become visable again once you get off the train.

Contributed By: oldskoolzelda.

Free paint jobs at Loco Low co. and Wheel Arch Angels

Tired of having the garages take away your beloved paint jobs on your cars? Don't want to spend $500 on a pretty flame paint job? Take your vehicle of choice to the Mod Shops across the state. When you are in the shop, highlight your painting of choice. Now press X and then Triangle VERY Quickly. Your car should have the paint job and you don't have to pay the money. However, this doesn't work with anything else. (colors, spoilers etc.) Also note that this will not fix up your car, and it will still be beat up.

Contributed By: ThunderSpeed.

Ghost Country

Thie glitch removes all peds (and cops if it's done right) and cars from the game. It's great to use to explore the territory. On the mission 'Small town bank' for Catalina, after you grab the bikes, you'll end up at the unique jump spot. Jump it, but miss and fall into the river below (It works if you don't get the slow animation for the jump too, but if you do get it, the cops shouldn't be on the map as well as the peds). After you land in the water, you'll see a floating trooper dead. I don't know why that's there. Swim to Fisher's lagoon and head back to Palomino Creek, were the bank is. Nothing will be there. No cars driving or spawned, and maybe no cops. The alarm at the bank will still be going off, and the only places you will find anyone will be in a store like The Well Stacked Pizza or Ammu-Nation. Entering then exiting those places will not bring back the peds or cars, and the only way to do that is to go and rescue Catalina from the police ambush and take her back to her hideout. However, you can do anything in between the glitch and rescuing her, as she will not be killed by the cops. Just spawn a jetpack or car with a cheat and explore. You can go cover tags and find the oysters and stuff like that without worry that cops or gangs will attack you. Occasionally a parked car will spawn, but they are kinda rare. When you go to rescue Catalina, shoot the surrounding cops with a rifle from far away, and you can pick them off easy, and no other ones will come. I don't know what happens if you die or kill Catalina, so you can try it if you like and tell me about it and I'll correct this.

Contributed By: backfire1232.

Girlfriend bonus glitch

If you have dated any one of the girlfrined who give you a bonus Such as Katie or Barbara and you restart the game you will still have the bonuses they give you even if your not dating them!!

Contributed By: Lone_assassin10.

Give homie your ride

When a homie is with you and you have a 2 seated car or more. Get into the car and hold up just as your homie gets in.

CJ will dismiss him but the homie will stay in the car a few seconds, then start driving away with it. Perfect for riding around in quads thorugh the countryside.

Contributed By: Suraj.

Headless CJ

Find a katana, then go into two player mode (by finding a icon that shows two red figures). Have player two chop your character's head off, and then when you go back into one-player mode CJ will have no head, and a nasty little blood effect.

Contributed By: puppy.

Infinite Photos

First you have to be in San Fierro and on the mission "Photo Opportunity". Fail the mission but don't reload. You will then have infinite "ammo" for your camera from then on.

Contributed By: ghslax.

Keep mask after the burglary missions are done.

Start the burglary missions and park infront of a barber shop. Enter said shop and walk into the red circle to take a seat. Press X to view a haircut and wait until the time expires. Once the mission has ended press triangle and the barber will "put" the mask back on you. Now you may leave the barber shop with the mask on your face. Note: You may not change your clothes or die/ get busted the mask will disappear.

Contributed By: Scarfacephenom.

Melting Mountain Bike

Get a mountian bike, start to reverse by hold square, while holding it, start to tap X fast.
CJ's 3D frame will bend and stretch in crazy ways.
He'll even look like he's melting into the ground.

Enjoy.

Contributed By: drewpot2001.

Mountain Bike Morphing

This glitch is similar to the bike morph glitch in vice city, but it has a limited area that you can use it. In this area you can not fall off the bike, so you can do flips and all other kind of insane stunts. To do this glitch you need:

1: Go to the top of Mount Chiliad
2: Get a Parachute (there’s one by the Journey on top of the Mountain)
3: Get on the mountain bike parked at the top of the mountain to start the mission “The Chiliad Challenge”
4: Use the ramp to the left of the beginning of the mission to fly of the mountain. Jump off in midair and open the parachute.

If done correctly you should now be morphed with the bike (parachute still open) Now you can do insane stunts without falling of your bike.

Contributed By: gamefreaksl.

No Traffic

Start a new game and get to the OG Loc missions. At the beach mission, talk to the DJ and respond positively. When she says lets dance, instead of talking to her again just run away and there will be no cars on the road. Save game, so you can do this whenever you want

Some fun things to do with this glitch are to turn on "all people hate you" cheat for zombie style survival horror game, or turn up the wanted level for fastest police chases ever.

Contributed By: GrayMatter3000.

Pay and Spray 2 cars

Go to the pay and spray, then bring one car half way to keep the door from closing and then push it inside with another car. The two cars will be fixed for the price of one.

Contributed By: rsniper.

pay and spray glitch

When you have a wanted level of any number of stars drive your car inside the pay and spray but before the door closes get out of the car. Aim your gun to look ahead and the cops, fbi, even the army will walk right by you even if u attck them while inside the pay and spray they wont see you. To get more cops to enter the area just exit the pay and spray and enter again. When u have grown tired of fighting just enter your car and the pay and spray door will close and then drive away with a clean slate!!!

Contributed By: LORD_HOGAN.

Refill Nitro

Whenever your nitro runs out, leave your vechicle and get back in. Your nitro will be replenished and you won't have to wait two minutes for it to refill.

Contributed By: Menji.

Reload Instantly

When you need to reload quickly press L2 then R2 or vice versa just before CJ runs out of ammo and you will instantly reload.

Contributed By: HyperKweer.

Reveal complete San Andreas map

Simply get in a plane or helicopter, at any stage during the game, and fly outside the games boundaries. Once you reach water, fly towards the end of the map and simply keep going for a few minutues, and eventually the whole map of San Andreas is revealed! This is a very helpful glitch to exploit, as it doesn't affect anything negatively and the map will always be revealed; even after the game is saved!

Contributed By: Aziz Strife 7777.

Skip Songs on Radio

You can skip songs on the radio. Change to another station, then change back to the station playing the song you hate. As soon as the text at the top of the screen saying the name of the station turns yellow, before the station starts to play, change the station again. Change back to the original station, and it will have skipped whatever song it was playing.

Contributed By: Shigmiya64.

Stop enemies from attacking your territories

At any time (until time runs out and they actually take over) get in either a cop car, firetruck, or ambulance and press R3 to start the secondary mission and then press it again to end the mission. This will make it so the attack has stopped, you keep your territory, and it will have no negative effect on your game (unlike the safe house glitch).

Contributed By: Pointblank10528.

Stop Rival Gangs from taking your Territories

To stop a rival gang from taking your Territories, go to a safe house and save when ever the message "your area is under attack" appears on the screen. This will stop the attack and you get to keep you area. Warning: This may cause permanant negative effects to your game.

Contributed By: Smithy Jones.

Super Bike Jump

This requires that you are have a gun that can be used while riding a bicycle. Immediately after you release the jump button (L1), tap circle. You should tap and release fast enough so the gun does not actually fire. You can jump over 2 stories high this way if you time it right.

Contributed By: vhold.

Taking Gang Territory: Fish In A Barrel

While trying to take over gang territory, take one of the datable girls with you. Between waves of enemy gang members, if you give your girlfriend a gift or kiss them, the enemy gang members will freeze in place. They won't notice you around them, but if you throw a grenade at them or otherwise threaten them, they'll un-freeze. Grab a rocket launcher or molotov and you can take over territory really easy. Also, this would give you a chance to get the health and armor pickups in the area without being shot at.

Contributed By: WhiteRhinoPSO.

Tractor Tow Slingshot

When using a tractor you can pickup other vehicles by lowering the lift using the R stick, you can use this to super slingshot yourself and a semi truck. First obtain a tractor then lower the lift and back up directly into a semi to tow it. Now start driving and swerve a bit from left to right this for some odd reason will launch your tractor and the semi at ludicrous speeds.

Contributed By: DanZeroz.

Transfender glitch

For this you need to have unlocked the transfender modding service. First find a car that you are willing to give up and can be modded by transfender. Take it to transfender go to the modding screen the press triangle to escape. Then before you do anything get out of the car and leave it there. There will be no traffic but if you get into a car traffic will come back, so to make it so you can get into a car you will need to kill yourself. Then you can get in and out of cars and there will be no traffic.

To turn traffic back on simply take your car to transfender goto the modding screen escape the drive your car out.

Contributed By: bacon_atlas.

Un-hitch trailer from big rigs using camera.

If you have a trailer attached to the Tanker, Line Runner or Road Train, and you no longer want it, get a camera.
Go into the camera's 1st person view by holding R1, then press O. You will hear the trailer un-hitch. You need to be near the truck, and in an area open enough for the trailer to move away from the truck without hitting, or getting caught in a wall or other object.
It's a lot easier than losing the truck trying to jack knife the trailer off.

Contributed By: Tetra Vega.

Underworld Gateways

You'll need a jetpack to explore the Underworld.
Gate#1: Go to the sea's cliffs east of Los Venturas near Sobell Rail Yard. Now fly along the ledge near water level. There is a glitchy rock wall that you can pass through in one point. The wall twitches and shakes. When you get in, you may have to fly north a little before it lets you get under fully.

Gate#2: It's in a corner wall of your safehouse in Vinewood, right by the pool. Just walk into the wall at different spots until you find it.

Contributed By: drewpot2001.

Weapons other than SMGs w/ two players in a vehicle

First, find a two-player icon either around town or a a girlfriend's house. Now if you have a SMG, then waste the ammo for it. Pick a different weapon, like a shotgun or rifle. When the second person gets in the vehicle, input the weapon code that would give you the weapon you have selected. If done correctly, then the second player should be able to shoot whatever weapon was selected.

Contributed By: spid16.

Wide Screen Mode

To do this go to any airport, and book a flight to anywhere. When you see the plane appear on the runway put in the "destroy all vehicles" cheat. You will die, and be sent to the nearest hospital, but the screen will stay wide screen. Ya know black bars at the top, and bottom of the screen. Note:The only way to get out of the wide screen mode is to book another flight, and either jump out of the plane, continue to the other airport, or do a mission. Also you will not be able to see the map, health, or armor bars, weapon, money, wanted lvl. and you cannot pause, or save the game.

Contributed By: Joker316.

Secrets

Basketball Cheat

If you have a wanted level and start to play basketball, you cannot be injured in any way.

Contributed By: XmushXroomX.

Chilliad Challenge easy win alternative way

Another way to easily complete every race in the Chilliad Challengeis quite simple, throw a grenade at your opponent(s) and they will be eliminated from the race. Normally, using a weapon will get you disqualified, but using a grenade is fine by the games standards, and this method is a lot less cheap than the other one for this challenge, and works just as effectively.

Contributed By: Aziz Strife 7777.

Easy High Score in the Arcade Game "They Crawled From Uranus"

Once the game starts simply hold the joystick in one direction and the aliens' fire will never hit you. If you fire while doing this you can easily rack up points without ever dying.

Contributed By: RabidSeal.

Fast and Easy way to upgrade weapon skills

Take the gun you want to be upgraded and aim it at a tire of any vechicle. Then just keep firing and your skill builds up quick.

Contributed By: Menji.

Free ammo without pay purchase

Enter an ammunation shooting range and then press triangle to leave it. Gives full ammo to whatever gun you had equipped.

Contributed By: nempozpag.

Get No Stars While Blowing Up Vehicles

In a helicopter you won't get any stars if you use the chaingun for blowing up cars instead of the rockets. Even if they're right behind the guy you're shooting. As long as you don't kill any pedestrians or hit a cop car with a stray bullet.

Contributed By: RabidSeal.

Get out of debt trick

To get out of debt, no matter how far you are in, find a Unique Stunt Jump that you haven\'t been rewarded on yet. Hit the jump and you will be rewarded. However, this causes your money counter to reset to all zeroes.

Contributed By: Dokujitsu.

Get Twice the Amount of Progress With Girlfriends

You have to have two controllers for this trick. When you go to your girlfriend's house you have a choice of either going on a two player free roam or going on a one player date. However, at the end of the one player date the two player icon (usually located by the door) will linger for a few seconds. You have to quickly go into the icon and activate it before it disappears. After that you can either end the free roam quickly or play around it doesn't matter. If your one player date was good and you gained progress you will gain even more progress from the free roam. However, if you had a bad date you lose more progress by activating it.

Contributed By: RabidSeal.

Have your picture taken.

To have a homie take your picture you need a gun and a camera. First Recruit a homie by targeting them with a gun and pressing up on the d-pad.
Then swith from a gun to the camera then walk near your recruited hommie. A message will appear on the screen. It will say to have your picture taken press l1.If you press l1 you will get to take a picture of yourself.

Contributed By: gtafan11501.

Infinite Photos

First, save your game (with a camera). Now, press L1 to take pictures of any photos you want (save it in your gallery), until you're done photographing. When you are, reset the console. The photos you have taken will still be in your gallery, only you won't have lost any film!

Contributed By: VipertheGoblin.

Infinite Spray Paint

In the earlier Sweet Mission "Tagging up Turf" you receive an infinite spray paint can. Since there is no timer on this mission, you can go around Los Santos with the FAQ tag map and spray all the tags without refilling the paint. Sweet!

Contributed By: Violent_T.

No Timer on Quarry Mission

On the mission where you have to steal dynamite for a Wuzie mission you normally have a timer but if you go to the center of the construction site there is a grey stage with a person on it and the dynamite plunger right in front of him. If you kill him the timer will stop and you will have all of the time you need to complete this mission.

Contributed By: sly333332003.

Sex Toy Weapon

In Los Santos, go inside any police station and go into the shower room. Inside you will find a purple sex toy you can use as a very powerful weapon.

Contributed By: Mentalpatient87.

Use the Vortex as a Submarine

Use the Vortex between El Quebrados and the abandoned airfield to take the small unique jump ramp that's on the back of the small shack it's parked next to. When you land in the water, the unique jump slow-motion cinema should keep going, with the camera fixed in one spot. Drive way out into the reservoir, and towards the dam, to the left of the camera's view. You'll disappear from view, but keep going. Eventually you'll run into the side of the dam and the cinema will end, leaving you under water and able to steer the Vortex like a submarine, without draining lung capacity or anything, as if you weren't underwater at all.

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